January 2012
juuustlexi:
”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
HAHAHA
2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
w0rth-something:
thatmarchfirst:
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I Am Safe Inside My Head →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I know what you are
your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight
say it
a blogger
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December 2011
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have - what?
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
lolsofunny:
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Stomach: Okay!
Thighs: Okay!
"Ew you like him?"
missabigaily:
I fucking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn’t the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn’t have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fuck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.
When you predict something and it actually happens
sammymg:
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Being weird is fucking attractive.
Endless laughs with your best friend.
Don’t you just love those? Where you’re sitting with your best friend and then one comment can lead to the both of you laughing hysterically. Regardless of how stupid the joke or statement was. You guys try to stop, but that just leads you guys to laugh even more. Then when you guys finally get over it and calm down, you guys look at each other and just start laughing all over again.
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